if I flail enough...

anxietyblogger: gay-men: Guy holding Martini while walking his...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:58:36 -0400

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

Bones/Darcy (shh do it again), Dom/Letty

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:56:00 -0400

YAY <3

Bones/Darcy

Who cooks normally?: Bones. He’s kinda scared what’ll happen if he leaves Darcy alone in the kitchen on her own too much.

How often do they fight?: It happens more often than either of them like, but they resolve it okay most of the time. It’s generally communication issues.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?: They both throw themselves into their work and friends. Bones pines secretly.

Nicknames for each other?: Bones has called Darcy everything from honey and darlin’ to sugarbell and (affectionately) hellcat. Darcy responds in kind.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Bones is a stubborn old southern gentleman.

Who steals the covers at night?: Darcy.

What would they get each other for gifts?: Books, movies, state of the art tazers, weird antique things that Darcy swears she saw advertized as medical gear.

Who remembers things?: Even odds, flip a coin. Sometimes they’re good about it, other times they’re really not.

Who cusses more?: They had a competition once. Everyone refused to name a winner.

What would they do if the other one was hurt?: Bones would try to fix it. Darcy would make sure that someone who knew what they were damn well doing fixed it.

Who kissed who first?: Darcy

Who made the first move?: Depends who you ask.

Who started the relationship?: Darcy. Bones was worried about the age gap.

DOM/LETTY

Who cooks normally?: Letty cooks inside. If it’s cooked on the grill, it’s Dom’s territory. And that’s canon, y’all.

How often do they fight?: Actual fights are rare, which is surprising to people outside their family. Most of their disagreements can be resolved with peaceful discussion after whoever’s pissed blows off their steam. Their fights, when they happen, are as loud as they are short and rare, though.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Pine. No, really. Dom’s also got a habit of seeking the flirtatious company of other women, but he snaps to when Letty returns, and she regards the occurrence with disdainful tolerance.

Nicknames for each other?: Letty and Dom have both been known to call the other ‘baby.’

Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Dom better pay, if he knows what’s good for him.

Who steals the covers at night?: Dom’s a fucking cover hog when he’s cold, the bastard. Letty steals them back, though.

What would they get each other for gifts?: The traditional sort of stuff, jewelry, watches, clothes. Stuff for their cars. Video games. Booze.

Who remembers things?: Letty. Dom doesn’t remember jack for shit, unless it’s family or work related. But she reminds him, and at least he doesn’t forget birthdays.

Who cusses more?: Letty.

What would they do if the other one was hurt?: From evidence, get revenge. Lose their shit. And take care of it. In some order.

Who kissed who first?: Dom. In some ways they’re old-fashioned.

Who made the first move?: Letty.

Who started the relationship?: Letty. She always knew what she wanted.

Going for a bit. Shall continue responding to meme asks when I get back so keep giving them to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:09:10 -0400

Going for a bit. Shall continue responding to meme asks when I get back so keep giving them to meeeeeeeee

keepupbabe: 02 | 30 pictures of karl urban

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:01:29 -0400

keepupbabe:

02 | 30 pictures of karl urban

spock/riddick, bobby/dwalin

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:52:00 -0400

Thank yooooou

SPOCK/RIDDICK

Who cooks normally?: Spock’s vegetarian, Riddick’s not. Most likely couple to each cook their own dishes, or else Riddick’s never eating meat at home again.

How often do they fight?: Not as often as you might think. They’re both inclined toward being very independent, and respecting that in each other, and in other cases it’s pretty unusual that Spock’s logic and Riddick’s animal side don’t find agreement or compromise. It’s like two unmovable forces who acknowledge and accept that in each other.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?: They go about their daily lives. Spock’s incredibly unlikely to leave the Enterprise for reasons of a personal nature, and Riddick’s not gonna stick on a ship for very long. So Spock does his job, and Riddick does his thing, and they get together when they can.

Nicknames for each other?: No.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Not Riddick.

Who steals the covers at night?: Spock.

What would they get each other for gifts?: Fuck. Gifts. Riddick might send some gizmo he came across Spock’s way, or crochet him something to wear, but not in any sort of ‘this is a gift’ type way. Likewise, Spock’s not big on presents, but if he finds himself in possession of an unusual blade, or particularly well-crafted pair of goggles, they’ll make their way into Riddick’s possession.

Who remembers things?: Neither of them forgets much.

Who cusses more?: Riddick. Definitely.

What would they do if the other one was hurt?: Kill things. Make it better. Ensure it can never happen again.

Who kissed who first?: Riddick.

Who made the first move?: Riddick’s not a subtle guy.

Who started the relationship?: Spock.

BOBBY/DWALIN

Who cooks normally?: They both cook. Preferably not at the same time.

How often do they fight?: They squabble and bicker a lot. It’s called communication, as far as they’re concerned.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Get on with their damn lives, they’ve got shit to do. Maybe call. Maybe write. If they got the time.

Nicknames for each other?: Dwalin really wants to give Bobby a petname. Yet he fears Bobby’s wrath if he does so.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Whoever manages to snatch the check first.

Who steals the covers at night?: Bobby.

What would they get each other for gifts?: Dwalin’ll pick up some old-looking books, or a good set of tools. Bobby buys tools or a gun.

Who remembers things?: Bobby, but that doesn’t mean Dwalin doesn’t THINK he remembers.

Who cusses more?: tiiiiiiiiiie

What would they do if the other one was hurt?: Take care of the problem, no matter who or what that problem might be.

Who kissed who first?: Dwalin

Who made the first move?: Dwalin

Who started the relationship?: Dwalin. Bobby’s not sure how this keeps happening to him.

lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:33:56 -0400

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

Send a ship to my inbox and I'll tell you

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:16:19 -0400

thelord-niklaus:

careeforbes:

Who cooks normally?:

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What do they do when they’re away from each other?:

Nicknames for each other?:

Who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

Who steals the covers at night?:

What would they get each other for gifts?:

Who remembers things?:

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What would they do if the other one was hurt?:

Who kissed who first?:

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magickmaker: This is sadly true.

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:03:14 -0400

magickmaker:

This is sadly true.

magickmaker: I don’t mean to pick on the Uncanny Avengers. It...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:02:22 -0400

magickmaker:

I don’t mean to pick on the Uncanny Avengers.

It just sorta keeps happening.

The roomie had other stuff to do today and didn’t get any...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:47:30 -0400

The roomie had other stuff to do today and didn’t get any sleep last night, but the lawn REALLY needed mowed. So I did it!

My left arm won’t stop shaking (makes drinking difficult levels), I’m not going to try to pick up even my laptop without two hands, and I managed to slice open my finger pretty bad. The lawn’s kind of patchy too. But I got it done!

zfitzgerald: I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:36:00 -0400

zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:09:47 -0400

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:45:33 -0400

angelicpity: discoverynews: teamepiphany: Virtual...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:45:15 -0400

angelicpity:

discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.

THE FUTURE IS NOW

francinatra: I really should try printing these.

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:43:09 -0400

Photoshop Shortcut

Illustrater Shortcut

Flash Shortcut

InDesign Shortcut

francinatra:

I really should try printing these.

nopartylikeagatsbyparty: On a list of things that need to be included in the new Star Trek #1 I...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:39:51 -0400

nopartylikeagatsbyparty:

On a list of things that need to be included in the new Star Trek #1

I need to see Chris Pine in one of these

No claws today but don’t ask me to make a fist or pick something up. Gonna rest a little...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:32:29 -0400

No claws today but don’t ask me to make a fist or pick something up. Gonna rest a little longer, alternating with hand stretches, and hope for the best.

hawkenchilada: bioWHERE IS DRAGON AGE III

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:29:54 -0400

hawkenchilada:

bioWHERE IS DRAGON AGE III

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:20:33 -0400

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

condommodel: i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:12:08 -0400

condommodel:

i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold