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Call me Hawky. Ace, fibromite, hick, geek, artist-craftswoman. Here comes nerdy shit, bitterness, excitement, obscure-ass fandoms and intermittent swearing. I dye and spin my own yarn, which I sell to cover my medical costs. My dad's codenamed Thor, I easily get lost in video games, I have "adventures" with the Roomie, aka B, and I love women who kick ass in whatever way they do it. People have compared me to Bossuet, Hermann, and Bones.
  • raumlet:

sesshyowl:

rebornica:

mysticbacon:

mikey-schmidt:

owlygem:

thalassa-gramarye:

zerostatereflex:

Not everyone sees the same color when they stare at this spinning disk.
The gif is called, “Benham’s disk" "is named after the English toymaker Charles Benham, who in 1895 sold a top painted with the pattern shown. When the disk is spun, arcs of pale color, called Fechner colors or pattern-induced flicker colors (PIFCs), are visible at different places on the disk. Not everyone sees the same colors."
"The phenomenon originates from neural activity in the retina and spatial interactions in the primary visual cortex, which plays a role in encoding low-level image features, such as edges and spatiotemporal frequency components."
Fascinating how our brains work, I see a brown tan, what do you see? :D

Light blue?

lemon yellow!

Apricot. 

I see dark blue!

I see three. Brown, Green and Dark blue

i see olive green.

I see a lime green and a few lines of a light blue color here and there

light tan with light blue flashes

    raumlet:

    sesshyowl:

    rebornica:

    mysticbacon:

    mikey-schmidt:

    owlygem:

    thalassa-gramarye:

    zerostatereflex:

    Not everyone sees the same color when they stare at this spinning disk.

    The gif is called, “Benham’s disk" "is named after the English toymaker Charles Benham, who in 1895 sold a top painted with the pattern shown. When the disk is spun, arcs of pale color, called Fechner colors or pattern-induced flicker colors (PIFCs), are visible at different places on the disk. Not everyone sees the same colors."

    "The phenomenon originates from neural activity in the retina and spatial interactions in the primary visual cortex, which plays a role in encoding low-level image features, such as edges and spatiotemporal frequency components."

    Fascinating how our brains work, I see a brown tan, what do you see? :D

    Light blue?

    lemon yellow!

    Apricot. 

    I see dark blue!

    I see three. Brown, Green and Dark blue

    i see olive green.

    I see a lime green and a few lines of a light blue color here and there

    light tan with light blue flashes

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  • dezlet said: is it the wedding dress one that seems to be running in a couple states or is it something completely different

    if they’re running the wedding dress one here, I haven’t seen it yet

    nah, it’s an ad that goes into things that are wrong and it’s just like (and you have to use your voice of the theater internal voice)

    "scare statistic about the federal debt"

    "OBAMACARE"

    "scare statistic about unemployment"

    "OBAMA IS NOT RUNNING BUT IF YOU VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT IT’S LIKE VOTING FOR OBAMA"

    "SEE WE HAVE A CLIP OF OBAMA SAYING ‘I’M NOT ON THE BALLOT BUT THESE ISSUES ARE’"

    "AAAAAH OBAMA"

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  • dutchster:

    maybe the reason i can’t sleep is because there are enemies nearby

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  • Another day, another new item in the shop!

    A JOLLY YARN is now selling 1oz balls of naturally dyed roving!

    Dyed with fresh indigo, woad, and dandelion straight from my garden! And my yard! There are not dandelions in my garden! Yet.

    100% domestic wool blend from Kansas farms; soft, fluffy, and a dream to spin. Get it while you can, because I can’t dye these colors again until next year!

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  • clockworksexual:

    iwoulddeduceyoutwice:

    sugarkitteh:

    bigbangpunch:

    BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:

    1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE

    2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A

    3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE

    4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS

    5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT

    6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD

    ****

    EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.

    THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION

    JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS

    TAKE OFF FIRE

    WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH

    CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL

    WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES

    POUR IT OUT

    ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLE

    DRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE

    CHEERS MATE

    CANADIAN VERSION

    WHAT IS ENGLAND DOING?

    OK NOW COPY THAT SHIT AND JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS

    NO PUSSY REAL “TEAWARE”, WE HAVE NORMAL COFFEE MUGS FOR THAT SHIT.

    USE WHATEVER APPLIANCE YOU WANT TO HEAT THE DAMN WATER, YEAH WE SIGNED OUR FUCKING FREEDOM. NO ONE SAID IT WAS MANDATORY FOR KETTLES!

    SIT LIKE A CLASSY MAN/WOMAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO BOIL

    EAT SOME BACON

    THROW A TEABAG IN THERE, LOOSE TEA IS FOR MY MONARCHIST AUNT.

    DUMP SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THAT YOU GET DIABETES AND SO MUCH MILK THAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND MILK THE COW, BETSY.

    TAKE A SIP.

    SCALD YOURSELF AND ALMOST DROP MUG, SPILLING IT DOWN THE FRONT OF YOUR BACK IN THE PROCESS.

    REALIZE TEA ISN’T TOO MUCH OF YOUR THING AND GO BACK TO COFFEE.

    AMERICAN VERSION

    FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)

    FILL IT WITH TAP WATER

    ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER

    STIR THAT SHIT SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN

    DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET

    POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE

    REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT

    ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS

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  • the ads that the republicans in this state are running on tv rn are fucking hilarious it’s horrifying

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  • jacquemander:

    there-were-giants:

    Snoop Dogg/Lion has been doing an AMA on Reddit and it’s kind of fucking adorable

    Last time he did an AMA, someone asked him why he has an umbrella and he replied “fo drizzle”.

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