help I feel like I’m writing a novel this is not getting posted tonight this is going to need editing down
goddamnit cait I did not ask for this ship this was never a ship I was meant to care about and now you’re asking me about it and I am not coherent enough to complete my babbling tonight all I have is an earth-sized cake donut of feels and no coffee
goddamnit you did thing
this was going to be cute then i kept going and it became creepy
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Just a thing to prove to my mom.
Please reblog if you’re a girl and you don’t shave your legs/arm pits, or you’re a girl who does shave her legs/arm pits, but doesn’t think any the less of others that do not or if you’re a guy who doesn’t care if a girl shaves or not.
If I get enough reblogs, I’ll show this to her, and maybe it will be enough to convince her to stop telling me to be ashamed of my body’s natural functions just because I’m a girl.
YO PUT SHIT IN MY ASKBOX
OLD MEMES YOU THINK ARE COOL BUT I CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO TRACK DOWN RIGHT NOW
I WILL GIVE YOU INCOHERENT RAMBLINGS, HEADCANONS, MANIFESTOS, DECLARATIONS OF LOVE AND OR HATE FOR THINGS, NO ONE REALLY KNOWS UNTIL I HIT POST
YOU WILL RECEIVE THESE THINGS PROBABLY IN THE NEAR FUTURE MAYBE IN THE FAR FUTURE (sorry shawnee)
I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU MY INHERENT AND IMMEDIATE GRATITUDE BECAUSE YOU ARE HELPING DISTRACT ME FROM LIFE AND THAT MAKES YOU AWESOME AND AT LEAST SLIGHTLY SUPERHERO-LIKE